I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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