Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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