So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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