ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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