Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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