you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize
