you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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