Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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