hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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