her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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