as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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