Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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