is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
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