Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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