at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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