Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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