He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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