why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
True strength comes from lack of pants
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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