it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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