nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
