dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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