she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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