Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
