Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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