i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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