Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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