so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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