So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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