they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i will never coherently bang her
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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