my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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