everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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