I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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