id be glad to
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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