adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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