Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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