Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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