so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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