She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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