I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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