Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
