I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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