Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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