big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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