I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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