I want to stick my p in your. b.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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