I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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