I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
