Define "chronic" masturbator.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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