In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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