So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
