i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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