They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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