She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Randomize