great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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